Eric ‘Coat Hanger’ Lahoda – Tribal Elder

Skier or Boarder: I have been skiing for seventeen years, ya know, I don’t even write my own shit, I just kick it from my head. I can do that shit man, no disrespect thats just how i am (ratatat: 17years).

Beverage of Choice: A jag and tonic with a little orange.

Top 5 Favourites:

• Skiing

• Mountain Biking

• Ninjas fighting Pirates

• The ta-tas

• Helping octamus prime fight poverty on the weekend.

Best Ski Club Memory: The vodka camelback incident, both times. Kids don’t put a 26 of vodka in a camel back and feed it to yourself or a friend in under 2 minutes.

Who would win in a fight, Pirate or Ninja? A pirate, because with global warming that shit (piracy) is on the rise.

Interesting Points: Never actually president, always lost to spanky. I am Josh’s father. Longest running president. Probably also your father.